BREAKING NEWS: Roger Clemens Juicing Olympic Pools

There has been an alarming amount of world records being broken in the pools of Beijing this summer. Some attribute the record-breaking performances to advances in personal training leading up to the Olympic games, others think it's the new Speedo swimsuits. But today on Pardon the Interruption, Rick Reilly - filling in for Tony Kornheiser - suggested that Roger Clemens may be juicing the pools.

At first, we all laughed. Until the photo below (which is in absolutely no way badly photoshopped) surfaced showing the Rocket in his newest gig as pool boy. Reports are now coming in from Beijing that the latest pH tests show a much greater amount of Human Growth Hormone in the pools than usual.